Sunday, 29 July 2012

Saturday 28th July

Shirley wasn't working today, so woke up to fresh coffee and cooking smells. Kevin helped prepare breakfast by poaching eggs, which Bruce and Shirley had never tried. After breakfast had several cups of coffee and a beer or two in the back yard.




Bruce and his baby boy, Surge, preferred to stay cool indoors.




While we dossed, Shirley did household chores. She then had to go and look after her grandkids for 24 hours. Bruce took us up to Red Rock Canyon. It's incredible to think this beautiful desert wilderness is only half an hour from the Strip.
















The desert road





We came across some small Joshua Trees, which only grow in the Mojave Desert.




Although it was cooler up here than down in the Valley, it was still fugging hot, so we were glad to get back in the car and head once more for the concrete jungle and refreshments!

On the way to the Silverton Casino, we came across an accident.


But we were soon turning into the Silverton lot.



The Silverton has a marine themed area with an aquarium. Mermaid shows were cancelled today tho'. Did they know we were coming?




OCC bike - only fit for displaying like this.



There is an enormous Bass Pro Shop in the Silverton. I bought a loud shirt but I haven't got a pic - yet. I'd left my wallet in the car, so Bruce had to pay for it!



He's kissed a fair few of those!  




We had a couple of complimentary Stellas and played some 25c video poker in the Mermaid Bar. These are live jellyfish in a tank up on the wall


We left the Silverton and went for a Dinner Buffet at The Cannery, which was OK but no steak. We still haven't had what we think of as a proper American steak. Maybe at hogs and Heifers BBQ tomorrow?

On the way back home, we called in to see Shirley and her grandson, JB, aged 5. He played with Kevin, who he referred to as the 'English Boy'. Hahahaha.

Got home, beer and fags out in the yard, thyen blog.


A bit of irony here. Goodnight, muchachos!

Saturday, 28 July 2012

Friday 27th July

Got up, had a shower and went and sat in the yard to sulk about my blister. I have one on the other foot, too, but am too hard to go on about it.


Spent a big chunk of the morning catching up with the blog and not much else. Went to Walmart to top up on a few more pants (shorts to the Yanks). Truth be told, I'm quite fond of my last lot of Walmart boxers and don't really want to abandon them.

We went to some Lumberjack place for breakfast, where the waitress asked Kevin if he was faking his accent! Breakfast and Walmartianing out of the way, we returned home (lol) and seemed to just doss the day away. Later on, I fitted Bruce's screen to Ruby and tried her round the block.




Shirley's favourite food is Mexican, so we wanted to treat her tonight. We went to a very nice restaurant called Zapata..






 Kev and I had goat cooked in beer, which was nice.




 We had cactus as a starter, which was a bit shite, but it might have been OK if we'd tipped it in our stew. 



Whatever, I was bloated and tired by the time we reached Giant Rock. A bit of dozed over blogging, a couple of fags in the back yard and I was ready for bed.





Thursday 26th July

Up bright and breezy, Bruce had already fixed his ignition switch. Just as well, because he went round to the other house and the Explorer battery virtually died on him. He tested it and it was kaput, so he needed to use his bike to go and get a new battery for it. 


Meanwhile, Kev was working on his bike, for which he'd borrowed Bruce's lift, investigating his oil leaks. I had a crack at my brakes and then Kev and I rebuilt the front master cylinder and then bled both brakes. They  seem OK but we'll see.


We had breakfast (brunch) at the North Star bar and Grill. Kev and I had Baja sandwiches ,i'd seen scenery his chicken, mine beef, and a beer. We then went to Sinister Cycles, to collect his brake kit and we bought two sets of q/d windscreen rubber bobbins, from H-D Las Vegas, one for Kev and one for me. I needed them to fit the windscreen from Bruce on to Ruby,  and Kev wanted them to replace perished ones on his bike back home. 

We decided to see the Strip and Freemont Street this afternoon and evening. This was going to be how I'd expected Vegas to be, from seeing it on films and TV. Remember that so far I had only seen vast urban sprawl, beautiful scenery and quiet residential developments.




Bruce drove us down to the Strip. We parked in Caesar's Palace and went in to the casino.




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Kevin had been to the Strip before, two years ago,  so was familiar with it. This was the area that I thought I 'knew' about, but - just like the desert - until you are actually there you've no idea of what it's really like. The sheer scale of size, extravagance and kitsch is overwhelming. As soon as you enter a building you're in a totally artificial world, where temperature, humidity and oxygen levels are all completely controlled, as is time; there are no clocks to be seen anywhere around here.










Like I said, you think you 'know' what this place is, because you've seen so much Las Vegas imagery, but as you walk through acres of slot machines and tables and past hundreds of yards of shops, in one single casino, then you really know what it's like.









With Kev leading the way, we walked for miles, but only covered a tiny bit of the whole strip.






Outside it was still really bright and hot, making you want to get back into the cool twilight of the casinos. Below is the half-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower:


The cops looked a bit gay, in their yellow polo shirts and shorts, but they must be very fit to ride their bikes in that heat - plus they still have guns. They carried their bikes on a cycle rack on the back of the car.


At this point, my camera battery went flat. I'd left my phone in the car, so no more pix from this area! 

As we returned to Caesar's Palace, to rendezvous with Bruce, my feet were telling me that they'd walked a long way, whether or not they'd covered only a fraction of Las Vegas Boulevard.
We saw the fountain display and that summed up the Strip experience for me - you've seen it several times on screen, but have no idea of how big it truly is!

Being re-united with the car, we set off for Freemont Street, the old central gambling area and in many ways epitome of Vegas.





Freemont Street and Light Canopy



The biggest gold nugget in the world 



Freemont Street had a great atmosphere, filled with noise, light and bustle, but it was time to have a few beers. Bruce led us to Hogs and Heifers, which was something else!


Kevin nearly didn't get in because he had no ID. I persuaded the doorman to let him in, tho', seeing as I had mine.



The bar was pretty dark inside, with loud country music. Bruce said it was the bar on which the film 'Coyote Ugly' was based. Somehow, I immediately attracted the attention of a cowboy, not any  old cowboy - a Norwegian one called Joe. 'Uh oh', I thought, 'Brokeback Fjord', but he was just having a wild time and wanted to share his enthusiasm.


The two girls behind the bar were real bartenders. They had eyes like hawks and would push a fresh drink forward as soon as you were empty, or nearly empty. They were really good grafters and earned their money, for sure. That  Jill from Woodie's in Yutan and (Am)Erica from Gunnison may be potty-mouthed princesses, but these girls were just plain foul-mouthed. At some point, they danced on the bar like in Coyote Ugly, which was cool.



I got told off for this!
As always happens in bars, we struck up a bond with a group of guys from Minnesota? on a stag do. We shared beers and shorts, Kevin wanting to teach them the proper way to drink whisky. I left $20 behind the bar for a birthday cake for the guy getting married. His birthday is on Sunday, the same as my lovely grand-daughter Caitlin's, so we will celebrate it at the Hogs and Heifers BBQ on Sunday afternoon. YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaa!